Everything changed on 9/11 -except the Constitution.

 

It's "Question Time" for Bush. Tony Blair goes through it every Friday, and it's high time Dubya took his turn.

Our two-party system: Repugnicans and Demoflats.  

 

Hate-hag special: Coulter's Cornucopia of Calumny.

The fact that oil company profits are astronomical and that gasoline jumped an astounding 25 cents in three days underscores the criminality of Dick Cheney's Energy Bill which gives $25 billion to energy corporations. "Them poor boys is-a hurtin', they NEED a handout !"

He played "I spy... a spy!" with reporters, so now it's time for Karl to rove/ Say "Bye-bye" to Gepetto, Georgie/ Don't let the treason-gate hit you in the ass on the way out, Karl/ Time to prune the Turd Blossom!

Religious fundamentalists are to US corporations what the Wahabi are to the Saudi royal family.

19 out of 20 Americans believe that anyone who works should not live in poverty. 2 out of 3 people requesting emergency food aid have a job. The majority in congress think tax breaks to the wealthy are warranted, but see no need to raise the minimum wage. See the problem?

WWJD? A) Tip his server at least fifteen percent. B) Immediately raise the minimum wage two dollars, then an additional dollar in each of the next two years.

The difference between slavery and paying $5.15 an hour is that there's no initial investment in the latter case.

Appointing "the Wolf-man" to the World Bank is George Bush's way of saying to Europe what Dick Cheney said to Patrick Leahy. Appointing Bolton to the UN says it to the whole world.

If Bush cared any less about people who make under 100K a year, he'd let Cheney and Scalia hunt them outdoors.

Until elections are publicly funded, politicians will have to sell themselves to the highest bidder to stay in office. That bidder is certain to be a special interest with deep pockets, not John Q. Public. The well being of the average person is less of a concern every day the system remains this way. We're sinking, and nobody's paying attention.

That George Bush talks about a "culture of life" while launching preemptive war and proposing Medicaid cuts makes me think he's referring to a petri dish he has tucked away somewhere.

Best name for the war in Iraq: "Operation Enduring Bases".

Missives from the Secretary of Education accusing Connecticut officials of being un-American for demanding the No Child Left Behind program be fully funded reveal idiotic Miss Spellings.

The President's Iraq Intelligence Commission wants us to believe that the intelligence community misled the White House on WMDs. Cheney, Bush, Wolfowitz, and Rumsfeld were just babes in the woods. Big bad intelligence community duped them. Bad intelligence community, bad

What will happen to stock prices when all the baby boomers try cashing in their 401K's at the same time? Just a thought.

The right wing often decries the "tyranny of the judiciary" for a good reason: it's the single remaining branch of federal government over which it does not have hegemony. Yet.

If you want to hear President George Walker Bush talk about privatization in person, it isn't enough that you pay for the event, you also need to have the right bumper stickers or they won't let you in.

The Leader of the House is a thug who alternates between pandering and intimidating. This is becoming so evident that even those whose brains are pickled in TV news are catching on.  Let's hope Republican congressmen back DeLay to the hilt in his ongoing ethics battles!

Under a bill that then Governor George W. Bush signed, if Terri Schiavo had been poor and in Texas, there would be no question of her fate: the hospital would have the right to pull the plug (without DeLay) to save further expense.

In 2005 America, a terrorist suspect can buy a 50 caliber rifle, while a war protester is put on the "no-fly" list and can’t get on a plane. Ironically, considering that a terrorist on the ground can bring down a plane with this gun, the protestor has reason to be grateful.

Unlike the Senate, I don't really care if some baseball jock takes so many steroids his biceps explode like a potato in the microwave. I do care about universal healthcare.

The senators and representatives who wrung their hands over Terri Schiavo are the same ones looking forward to yanking Medicaid away from hundreds of thousands of poor kids. Trendy moralism pays off with values voters, but actual morals are a non-starter.

Watch local TV news to be uninformed, network news to be misinformed. TV news is razzle-dazzle, a shell game with the truth.

Red-staters are so passive-aggressive they’d march into quicksand just to drown the person following them.

Why Social Security requires drastic change: it has been observed trying to obtain "yellow cake" and it has WMDs.

Bipartisanship: when Republicans and Democrats put aside their differences and stand together to stone the little guy.

Was Jeff Gannon the official White House replacement for Helen Thomas?

Neo-cons have figured out a way to take the risk out of their Social Security privatization scheme: soylent green.